Total Medals Earned: 61 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,540 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/19 (30/430 points)
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (100/340 points)
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 10/18 (175/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/435 points)
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts